Anonymous commented at 2013-01-30 17:01:48 » #1256204

IT AIN'T GONNA SUCK ITSELF

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Anonymous commented at 2013-02-01 00:53:34 » #1257142

Kinda hard to suck it when it's burnt off.

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Anonymous commented at 2013-02-01 19:06:46 » #1257562

not sure if badass, or Darwin award nominee

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Anonymous commented at 2013-02-06 23:10:06 » #1260860

Gotta love that creamy filling.

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Anonymous commented at 2013-02-22 13:42:20 » #1270493

Important question: how do you rotate it?

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Anonymous commented at 2013-03-03 02:18:10 » #1275819

By doing cartwheels and handstands obviously.

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rastraman commented at 2013-04-08 00:05:26 » #1298573

Я достаю из широких штанин
Хуй размером с консервную банку:
Смотрите, завидуйте - я гражданин!
А не какая-то там гражданка!
Translate from russian:
I pull out wide leg
Dick the size of a tin can:
See, jealous - I am a man!
And not some woman!
V. Mayakovsky

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